BYOC. All of em.

Yeah, so, Ive never done one of Drazils BYOCs. So I figured I would do all of them in one chunky post.

1. What’s your favorite smell?

All my favorite smells are weird, as well as they are all attached to something from my childhood. Chlorine and Gasoline are way up there. As well as Orange Blossom oil and Gardenias.

2. What is your all-time favorite movie and why?

Thats so hard. Im terrible at picking favorite anythings. Shaun of the Dead. It combines my love for zombies and comedy together. That or The Goonies. Ooh, Count of Monte Cristo is an amazing movie. Oh boy. See what I mean? I could go back and forth for quite some time.

3. What’s your trigger food?

By Trigger Im assuming the one food I just cant eat a rational portion of? Chicken Tacos. Ive said it before and Ill say it again. Never going to limit myself. I easily put down between 10-15 in a sitting.

4. When someone you love is going through a difficult time – what are your go-to words to make them feel better – in just a sentence or two?

God never gives us more then we can handle at one time.


1. Name a career you would NOT want to do and tell why.

I worked for TSA at the airport for a while. I had to quit. When the thought that I could be responsible for letting the next 9/11 happen, by missing something on an xray or pat down...it was too much. I cant handle that kind of responsibility.

2. What’s the best present you ever received for your birthday?

My first digital camera. Hands down. Thousands of pictures and three cameras later, im still in love with photography.

3. What do you hide behind?

Sex. Its easier for me to sleep with someone, then for me to be vulnerable and date someone.

4. Where were you born?
San Francisco

1. If you ever won the lottery – what’s the very first thing you’d do?

Pay off my parents morgage.

2. What is your favorite curse word?

FUCK.

3. What is your favorite holiday and why?

4th of July. When I was a kid, without fail, we spent our 4th of Julys at my grandmothers house in Madera(central california for those of you wondering) We'd spend all day in the pool, have an amazing dinner and then once nightfall hit, us kids would run up and down the sidewalk with sparklers, while the adults lit fireworks off in the street. There usually wasnt a house on the block that wasnt full of kids tearing around. Around 9 there would be a huge firework show going on at the fairgrounds, which you could see from the front lawn. I only hope that my daughters holiday memories are as full of happiness and love as mine are.

4. What turns you on?

Roughnecks!! Give me a hard working labor man. Rough hands. Big arms. The smell of a hard days work on a man. Its sexy. That, and being bit. TMI? Lol.

1. If you could have lunch with a famous person who would it be and what would you order?

Oh man. Thats so hard!! Id really love to get Simon Pegg and Ed Frost together. They are hilarious. Or Kevin Smith and Jason Mewes. Adam Sandler and Judd Apatow. I love comedy duos! But right this second, Lindsay Lohan. She just strikes me as someone who really needs a friend right now.

2. Where’s the furthest place you’ve traveled to?

Puerto Vallerta. For spring break a couple years ago. SO fun.

3. If you could describe yourself in 4 words – what would they be?

Sassy, Creative, Affectionate, Hilarious.

4. What’s one interesting thing about you we don’t know?

I plan myself incredibly elaborate birthday parties. Past themes: 80's, Prom, Mardi Gras, Mafia Wedding, Scavenger Hunt. I need to stop because I keep trying to top myself. I was thinking of renting a boat this year to have a pirate themed party. I, in no way, can afford to rent a boat.

1. If you could be a Superhero (like Gilly) - what would you be called or what would your powers be?

My ex told me if I were a superhero, I would be Miss Marvel. I asked why. He said "Shes hot, strong as hell and enjoys drinking" 'Nuff said.

2. Name one physical thing you love about you and one mental thing you love about you.

Physically, I love my lips. They are full. The kind of lips that people pay for injections for. Mentally, I like that I have the ability to look at a situation and try to see how I can make it better.

3. If you stood in front of God (or whatever Supreme Being you may believe in) - what question would you ask him?

Id ask him how his day was.

4. Besides yourself - who was/is your biggest enabler in your weight loss journey?

Maybe not my biggest enabler, but my biggest hypocrite was my grandmother on my dads side. We ate the WORST possible foods at her house. Then, when I was in 5th grade, she gave me a book called "What ever happened to fat glenda?" About a girl who is overweight and how hard it is for her to eat right and fit in with her classmates. I cried when she gave me that book. And she has never stopped. She is 102(yeah, I know. Super old.) and she still tries to get us to eat KFC, and yet has no problem telling my brother"Ill give 100 dollars if you lose 20 pounds"

5. What do you do for a living (another reader request question)?

I take care of said 102 year old grandmother part time. Shes practically bedridden, so its quite the task sometimes. I also teach kindergarten art at my daughters school.

1. If you could change your first name - what would it be?

Well, for the longest time, I would have said Kylie. But I named may daughter that. So I would probably go with either Charlene or Charlotte. But everyone would call me Charlie

2. Why are man hole covers round?

Holes suggest to me round. Like a donut hole. Round.

3. What's one of your biggest pet peeves?

People who cant drive. I will find you and kill you.!!!

4. If you could be a car - what would it be? Post a pic if you can.

I will always pine for the T Top Mustang my dad had when I was a kid. I thought it was the dopest car ever!

1. If you could be a weather forecast, what would you be and why?

80, not clouds, slight western breeze. Perfect weather.

2. If you could be a crayon, what color would you be and why?

Cerulean. Gorgeous blue

3. What is/was your biggest physical goal you want to do when you hit your goal weight?

Id love to get a tattoo on my hip bone. When you can see my hip bone. Id also like to get into a bathing suit, doesnt even need to be a 2 piece, and not feel embarassed.

4. If you could be any animal, what would it be and why?

Raccoon. Not only are they feisty little warriors and adorable, but they dont leave a fallen coon behind. I was driving home one night and I saw a raccoon had been hit by a car. It was laying in the middle of the street, trying to crawl to the sidewalk, with the help of two other raccoons. I shit you not, each of the other raccoons had an arm in their paws and was trying to pull him to the side of the road. I grabbed a box from the market across the street and brought the raccoon to the emergency vet not too far away. When I called a couple days later to see if the raccoon had made it, the vet told me that there were constantly two other raccoons outside the facility, one had even ventured in. Thats brotherhood right there.

Alright. So there we go. Ive brought my own crazy :)